1 00:01:04,649 --> 00:01:06,608 小心！防守不錯！ 2 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,235 防守不錯！ 3 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,950 唔！ 4 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,099 哦。 5 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:06,918 我們要去市中心。 6 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:19,306 Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt. 7 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,099 你想要什麼？ 8 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:26,229 HDS，先生。你今天下午怎麼樣？ 好吧，那麼。我有一個包裹給你。 9 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,775 聽起來很破碎。 10 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:35,739 最有可能的。 I'll bet it was something nice. This is an insurance form. 11 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,158 If you'll just sign here, here, and here... 12 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:41,494 ...initial here, we'll get the rest of the forms to you as soon as we can. 13 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,334 That's a lovely dog you have there, sir. 14 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,045 - Do you mind if I pet him? - 我才不在乎呢 15 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,047 好吧，那麼。 16 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,768 哦，兄弟。 17 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:07,020 沒關係。剩下的我可以完成。 18 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:10,857 你只要擁有美好的一天就好了。 現在保重。 Bye-bye, then. 19 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,330 打擾一下！ HDS! 20 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,415 HDS!即將通過！ 21 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,084 Got a package, people! 22 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:45,058 Get away from the door. 23 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,106 你怎麼了？ I said, get! 24 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:57,737 王八蛋！ 25 00:03:58,531 --> 00:04:00,949 那是一場很接近的比賽！ 26 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,283 不幸的是... 27 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:05,870 ……每場比賽，必有失敗者。 28 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,833 失敗者。 29 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:18,675 Hungry, fella? 30 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,681 就這樣吧。 31 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:32,480 沒問題。 It gets flooded. 我們只等幾秒鐘。 32 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:35,733 或者我們現在就可以嘗試。 33 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,068 普茲！ 34 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,361 快點！ 35 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,864 出去！出去！ 36 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,661 Warning: Assholes 比看起来更接近！ 37 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,543 呃，你想推我一把 当你回来的时候？ 38 00:04:55,588 --> 00:04:57,672 好吧，那麼！ 39 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:02,343 哈，哈！它還活著！ 40 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,262 它還活著！ 41 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:52,644 我的小宝贝，过来吧。 你想媽媽了，不是嗎？ 42 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:57,315 是的，你做到了。爸爸傷害你了嗎？ 我不會讓他的。不，我不會。 43 00:05:57,942 --> 00:06:02,654 他可以保留大电视，但他没有 会伤害我的孩子，不，他不会。 44 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:08,368 謝謝你，文圖拉先生。 45 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,164 我該如何報答你？ 46 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:14,749 有奖励就好了。 47 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,045 我的車有一些損壞 我必須用保險費來填充它。 48 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:25,593 Would you like for me 脫掉你的褲子？ 49 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:29,639 Gee, let me think. 50 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:31,224 當然。 51 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,395 Whoa, jeez. 52 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:38,398 哦。為了皮特的愛！ 53 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:43,152 People are real friendly around here.哇！ 54 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,542 And now, let's meet our contestants. 55 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,252 首先... 56 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,687 Ventura! 57 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,399 Yes, Satan? 58 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:48,444 對不起，先生。 You sounded like someone else. 59 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,239 Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura. 60 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,243 You owe me rent. 61 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,579 Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority. 62 00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:02,375 I'm on a very big case right now. 看看這個。 63 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,420 看看那個。 That's a true albino pigeon. 64 00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:09,006 某个有钱人把它弄丢了。 He's offering a $25,000 reward. 65 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:11,217 As soon as I find this bird... 66 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,385 ……你得到报酬了。 67 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,096 I heard animals in there. 68 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,141 I heard them again this morning, 到處亂抓。 69 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,393 I never bring my work home with me. 70 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:21,936 哦，是嗎？ 71 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,981 What's all this pet food for? 72 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,734 纖維。 73 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,820 Wanna take a look inside?快点！ 74 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:32,780 快點！ 75 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,170 前進。四處窺探！ 76 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,434 出色地？ 77 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,394 你滿意嗎？ 78 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:10,234 Just don't let me catch you with an animal in here.就这样。 79 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:11,736 好的。 80 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:14,280 Take care, now. Bye-bye, then. 81 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,533 失敗者！ 82 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,479 到我这里来吧，丛林朋友们。 83 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,539 罗杰，让我问你一个问题。 84 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,458 一条500磅重的鱼到底是怎么失去的？ 85 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,378 什麼？ 86 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:12,505 抱歉，我只是想说... 87 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,550 ...that it's not a fish. It's a mammal. 88 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,301 谢谢你，雅克·库斯托小姐。 89 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,054 Don, she didn't mean anything by that. 90 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,599 我他妈的一点也不在乎 about that fish! 91 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:26,227 如果您願意的話，可以將其切片並快餐！ 92 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,814 All I give a damn about is winning the Super Bowl! 93 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,693 My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place. 94 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:38,114 Shit, Roger.你已经 in this business a long time. 95 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,367 You know how superstitious 这些球员是。 96 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:46,080 I have a quarterback that's put his socks on backwards since high school. 97 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:50,418 I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed his jockey strap in two years... 98 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:53,379 ...because he thinks flies are lucky. 99 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:57,341 I want that fish on that field 週日超級盃。 100 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,093 找到鱼... 101 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,012 ...or find new jobs! 102 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:04,140 Why did it happen now, two weeks before the Super Bowl? 103 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,310 我告诉你，就是那些动物权益保护人士！ 104 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,270 Always out with their signs: 105 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,440 “动物生而自由。 Stop torturing Snowflake. ” 106 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,734 That fish lives better than they do. 107 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:19,614 The police are checking into the animal- 权利团体。 Have they called back? 108 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:23,117 No, but I wanted to tell you, when I lost my Cuddles... 109 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,161 ...I hired a pet detective. 110 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:26,746 一個什麼？ 111 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,498 宠物侦探。 112 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,878 Thanks, Martha, but we better leave this to professionals. 113 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,297 Well, actually, he was quite good. 114 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:41,177 Pet detection is a very involved, highly scientific process. 115 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,400 就像手套一樣。 116 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,745 Uh, Mr. Ventura here to see you. 117 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:51,831 谢谢，玛莎。 118 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,624 Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson. 119 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,126 很高興認識你。 120 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,253 進去有什麼麻煩嗎？ 121 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:01,716 No, the guy with the rubber glove 出奇的温柔。 122 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:05,511 - Uh, security's tight Super Bowl week. - 啊。 123 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,472 Why don't you have a seat? I'll get right to the point. 124 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:13,811 Our mascot was stolen from his tank last 晚上。 Are you familiar with Snowflake? 125 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,229 消極的。 126 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,108 我们从迈阿密得到了他。 He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin. 127 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,653 This is a new trick he was 要做中场表演。 128 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:26,115 我們走吧。蓝色42，蓝色42。 129 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,533 小屋，小屋。 130 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,747 好的。 131 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,128 來吧，我們走吧。 132 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,634 好孩子。 133 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,519 Would you like an ashtray? 134 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,481 我不抽煙。 135 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,816 這是一個令人厭惡的習慣。 136 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,199 今天警察來了。 137 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:11,619 Apparently, the kidnappers came in through the back with a- 138 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,039 四轮驱动面包车、 从后面加载。 139 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:18,042 - 呃。 - Roger, how you holding up? 140 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:22,296 如果我走路很有趣，那是因为 我招惹了两打记者。 141 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,591 他们一直在问我 about Snowflake all morning. 142 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,845 他是誰？ 143 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,515 羅傑‧波達特 (Roger Podacter)，認識艾斯‧文圖拉 (Ace Ventura)。 144 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,600 He's our pet detective. 145 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:39,688 很高興見到你。你来得很 highly recommended by Martha Mertz. 146 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,315 Martha Mertz? 147 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,151 Oh, yeah, the bitch. 148 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,361 什麼？ 149 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:50,074 Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her. 150 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,659 Is that the tank? 151 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,702 打擾一下。 152 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,132 - Cops drain it? - Yes, this morning. 153 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,177 If I'm not back in five minutes... 154 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,887 ……再等等吧。 155 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,364 船长日志，星辰日期 23.9... 156 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,992 ...四舍五入到最接近的小数点。 157 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:38,414 我们回到过去去拯救 一个免于灭绝的古老物种。 158 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,790 到目前為止... 159 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,295 ...没有水生生物的迹象， 但我会找到它。 160 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,756 如果我必须撕开另一个黑洞 我要去找到它。 161 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:51,552 我必須這麼做，先生。 162 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,940 哦，太好了。 163 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,151 我會盡力阻止他們。 164 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,361 艾斯，从坦克里出来。 165 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,238 我就是做不到，队长。 166 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,407 我沒有權力。 167 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,161 人們。 168 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,747 我說，現在就從坦克車出來吧。 169 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,626 看在上帝的份上，吉姆， 我是醫生，不是泳池運動員。 170 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,294 雪花在哪裡？ 171 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,505 雪花目前不可用。 172 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:33,177 羅傑，我已經等了一整天了。 我得看看他的新把戲。 173 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,929 什么，他有病吗？ 174 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,030 人們，人們。 175 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,078 唔。 176 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,110 莱西肯定失踪了。 177 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,239 嘿，文图拉。文圖拉。 178 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,366 最近有什麼好看的領子嗎？ 179 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,326 或者他们是皮带？ 180 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,583 呃哦。 181 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,713 凶杀案，文图拉。 182 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,300 How are you gonna solve that one? 183 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,680 好問題，阿瓜多。 184 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,348 首先，我要確定一個動機。 185 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:06,312 兇手看到了蟲子雞雞的大小 并变得疯狂嫉妒。 186 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,105 哦。 187 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:13,360 Then I'd lose 30 pounds porking his wife. 188 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,821 快點。 189 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,783 Now, kiss and make up. 190 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,372 打擾一下。 191 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,125 I'd like to ass you a few questions. 192 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,169 現在不是時候，艾斯。 193 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:35,007 If Einhorn come down here and see me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. 194 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:40,387 I can keep him under control.你有 to tell me who's on the Snowflake case. 195 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,058 I can't do nothing for you on that. 我的手被綁住了。 196 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:47,644 All right, that's it.現在輪到我了。 197 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,314 Five minutes alone, that's all I need. 198 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:53,317 Better look alive. 艾因霍恩正在走下坡。 199 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:56,070 - Ooh, bom, ba-bom bom. - Come on, now. Ace, please. 200 00:19:56,321 --> 00:20:00,449 What's that matter? 怕我發出臭味嗎？啊？快點。 201 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,910 阿瓜多正在處理這個案子，好嗎？ 202 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,079 - Aguado. - Aguado? 203 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,830 打得好。 204 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,166 我們現在只是有點忙... 205 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:13,253 ……有殺人犯和入室竊盜案 and drug dealers.諸如此類的事情。 206 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,465 失踪的海豚並不完全是 a high priority. 207 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,054 現在你惹惱了他。 208 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:26,475 - 你能讓我休息一下嗎？ - 我不能再抱他太久了。 209 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,726 我的老闆來了。 210 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,854 好吧，看一下。 211 00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,816 We ran a check with local 動物權利團體。 212 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:38,195 我們檢查了動物標本剝製師 我們已經檢查過貨車租賃情況。 213 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:41,657 So far, nothing, nathin', nada.好的？ 214 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,159 Any unusual bets being made? 215 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,412 當然。這是超級盃。 216 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,248 - 你對坦克有什麼發現？ - 沒有什麼。 217 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,709 Tire tracks, an escape route. A guard didn't see anything. 218 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,462 - 就是這樣？ - 我發誓。 219 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,924 Now will you please get out of here 在我遇到麻煩之前？ 220 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,096 感謝您的合作。 221 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,307 順便問一下，你有薄荷嗎？ 222 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,768 也許一些比納卡？ 223 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,700 阿索洛米奧 224 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,786 奧薩多米亞 225 00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:34,376 星期二神聖的睪丸。 226 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,713 他到底在這裡做什麼？ 227 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,548 我是來表白的。 228 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,302 我是第二個槍手 在長滿草的小山丘上。 229 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:48,474 省去我的例行公事。我知道 你正在處理雪花案。 230 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:52,644 我可以建議你屈服嗎 向這方面的專家求助？ 231 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,105 我們會找到海豚的。 232 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,649 唷。 233 00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,568 現在我感覺好多了。 234 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,947 當然，這可能沒有任何好處。 235 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:07,701 沒有人會錯過海豚。 這是一隻被抓走的海豚。 236 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,621 普通港灣鼠海豚 有一個突然的鼻子... 237 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:14,917 ……而瓶鼻海豚， 或Tursiops truncatus... 238 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:19,630 ⋯⋯有一個細長的錐形喙 牙齒和鋸齒狀的背附肢。 239 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,591 但我相信你已經知道了。 240 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,177 這就是讓我對你產生興趣的原因。 241 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,012 您對細節的關注。 242 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:29,598 聽著，寵物雞巴... 243 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:33,810 ……你想要我怎樣 讓你的生活變成人間地獄？ 244 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:38,148 好吧，我還沒有真正準備好 為了一段關係，路易斯。 245 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,359 但謝謝你的詢問。 246 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:46,907 也許我什麼時候會打電話給你。 247 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,492 你的号码还是911吗？ 248 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,577 好吧，那麼。 249 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,035 打擾一下。格雷格在嗎？ 250 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,246 謝謝。 251 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,935 密碼是什麼？ 252 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,771 New England clam chowder. 253 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,941 Is that the red or the white? 254 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:06,111 我永远记不起那件事。 255 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,280 白色的？ 256 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:13,702 嘿，伍德斯托克。 257 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:15,871 Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going? 258 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:19,583 Super, thanks for asking. 我希望你今天過得愉快。 259 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:20,834 你？ 260 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,294 我不是嗎？ 261 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,297 那你在忙什麼呢？ 262 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:28,091 就是看魚。 263 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:31,511 你看到那些光点了吗？ 那是挪威的捕鲸船队。 264 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:35,599 我寄了新的 方向座標。 265 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,060 他們會找到吉米·霍法… 266 00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,103 ....在他們發現鯨魚之前。 267 00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:44,941 哈，哈。肉汁。那你還可以利用 該地區有水產供應商店嗎？ 268 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:46,526 我當然可以。為什麼？ 269 00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:48,945 我想追蹤設備的銷售情況... 270 00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:52,115 ...用於交通或住房 最近有一隻海豚。 271 00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:55,452 來吧，我以為你有 對我來說是一個挑戰。 272 00:24:55,745 --> 00:25:00,457 好吧，我們有船用絞車，吊索， 餵魚，20,000加侖的水箱- 273 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,752 等一下。看這裡。 274 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:07,881 對一個平民來說，這已經是很多裝備了。 275 00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:10,008 羅納德坎普？億萬富翁？ 276 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,678 億萬富翁和珍稀魚類收藏家。 277 00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:16,723 真的嗎？ 278 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,975 那是敵人的臉。 279 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:22,979 總是想得到他貪婪的手 關於瀕臨滅絕的物種。 280 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:24,731 堅持，稍等。 281 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,817 营地与海豚有关？ 282 00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:30,696 那個亞天才給了他們土地 體育場是建在上面的。 283 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:36,118 看，他又丟了一個「我是 宇宙首富”派對。 284 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,328 唔。 285 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:42,124 看來我的時間到了 給自己一個約會。 286 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:52,759 我真的是在冒險。 他的社交活動嚴格來說是A類活動。 287 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:58,014 The date started good, Chuck, but before we got to the party, she tensed up. 288 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,767 If you do anything to embarrass me... 289 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:02,894 什麼？像這樣？ 290 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:10,944 噢。嗨，斯图宾船长。 291 00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:12,779 Gopher 和 Doc 怎麼樣？ 292 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,490 Permission to come aboard, sir. 293 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,036 緯。 294 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,636 對不起，女士們。 295 00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:38,472 梅麗莎。 296 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,433 - 嗨，罗恩。 - Glad you could make it. 297 00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,185 謝謝。 298 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:45,812 你看起來棒極了。 299 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,355 哦，謝謝。 300 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:49,775 他是谁，朋友？ 301 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,945 No, this is- This is my date. 302 00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:57,532 他是一名律師。 303 00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:00,911 他有名字嗎 or should I call him "Lawyer"? 304 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:04,539 哈，哈。呼。哈，哈。 305 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,833 對不起。 This is Ace V- 306 00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:10,587 - Um, Tom Ace. - Tom Ace. 307 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,214 很高興認識你。 308 00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,424 恭喜您一切成功。 309 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:16,176 You smell terrific. 310 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,346 我们学到的第一课之一...... 311 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:20,680 ...回到... 312 00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:26,061 ...斯坦福是食物中毒的增长点 针对富人的索赔。 313 00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:29,648 一个人可以做出相当 利润丰厚的法律实践... 314 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,107 ...with little else. 315 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,403 今晚大家感觉怎么样？ 316 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:38,198 非常非常好，谢谢。 317 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,283 看，亲爱的... 318 00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:42,285 ……这是开胃小菜。 319 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:44,788 打擾一下。 320 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:53,171 你瘋了嗎？沒有辦法 that Camp stole Snowflake. 321 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,757 你想做什麼？ 322 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:03,515 Will you keep him occupied while I work my magic, please? 323 00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:11,022 Smooshy, isn't it? 324 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:23,702 We got a few cases from my new dealer in Paris. 325 00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,288 Excuse me, Ron... 326 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,540 ...I, uh, need to use the bathroom. 327 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:31,001 I think it's the p�t�. 328 00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:32,627 Sure, it's over there. 329 00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:36,882 謝謝。哈，哈。 Stuff probably looks better on the way out. 330 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,052 哦，上帝。 331 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,850 He wasn't feeling well earlier today. 332 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,200 肉汁。 333 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:32,497 Don't worry, Snowflake. 334 00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:34,457 Ace Ventura's here. 335 00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:39,087 好吃。 336 00:30:58,315 --> 00:30:59,607 雪花。 337 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,777 Here, Snowflake. 338 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:06,114 我為你準備了點心。 339 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:22,338 他們很棒，不是嗎？ 340 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:25,050 Yes, they certainly are. 341 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:28,094 無論我的生活中發生什麼事... 342 00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:30,388 ....我總是可以看著他們游泳... 343 00:31:30,723 --> 00:31:33,058 ...并且完全平静。 344 00:31:40,483 --> 00:31:42,067 It's not Snowflake. 345 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,527 It's not Snowflake. 346 00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:48,698 It's not Snowflake. 347 00:32:07,510 --> 00:32:09,594 你確定你的約會沒問題嗎？ 348 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,721 已經過去很久了。 349 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:13,306 Who, Tom? 350 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,809 嗯，我確信他很好。 351 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:28,530 Do not go in there. 352 00:32:29,198 --> 00:32:30,782 呼！ 353 00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:46,089 對不起。 I'll have the plumbing checked immediately. 354 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:50,426 這樣做。如果我出去喝酒 廁所裡的事，我可能就死了。 355 00:32:50,678 --> 00:32:52,804 再次抱歉，艾斯先生。 356 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,103 你在做什麼？ 357 00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:01,855 對不起，榮恩。 358 00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:03,439 他在做什麼？ 359 00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:05,066 我們走吧。 360 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,946 停止吧。 361 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:14,200 我什至不想知道 為什麼你的褲子不見了。 362 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,244 你可能會讓我失去工作。 363 00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:20,540 所以你找到了一顆鵝卵石 在雪花的水箱裡。我會打電話給CNN。 364 00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:22,959 我在過濾器裡找到了，謝謝。 365 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:27,672 而且它不是卵石，而是稀有的， 三角形切割的橙色琥珀。 366 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,050 你在說什麼？ 367 00:33:31,302 --> 00:33:34,512 今晚我看到了同樣的石頭 在坎普的戒指中。 368 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:36,890 I thought you said Camp didn't do it. 369 00:33:37,141 --> 00:33:39,559 不，他的戒指并没有缺少一颗宝石。 370 00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:42,770 但无论那个坦克里是谁 有一枚和他的一样的戒指。 371 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,856 戒指？什麼戒指？ 372 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,862 1984年海豚队亚冠冠军戒指。 373 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:56,576 我找到了缺了一颗宝石的戒指 我找到了雪花。 374 00:33:57,745 --> 00:33:59,495 你要怎麼做？ 375 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,874 簡單的。 376 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:13,551 失敗者。 朋友，你为什么不学开车呢？ 377 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:16,846 你想玩嗎？ 378 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,766 呼呼！ 379 00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:28,066 該死的。 380 00:36:51,502 --> 00:36:53,586 那块石头可能来自任何地方。 381 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:55,505 它可能来自... 382 00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:58,716 ...项链或吊坠、耳环。 383 00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:03,262 It came from an '84 AFC championship ring. 384 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:12,230 艾因霍恩認為這可能是 an animal-rights group. You know FAN? 385 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:17,652 Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea, daughter of industrialist Fisher Gamble? 386 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:19,904 Over half a million members worldwide? 387 00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:22,031 不，他們是誰？ 388 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:23,950 Did you know... 389 00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:28,496 ……他們給大學球隊寫了信 要求釋放他們的吉祥物？ 390 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,248 What do you feed your dog? 391 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,043 狗糧。為什麼？ 392 00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:35,711 He is miserable. 393 00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:37,672 你在說什麼？ 394 00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:41,884 He's very unhappy.我為他感到難過。 Bad diet, isolated environment. 395 00:37:42,136 --> 00:37:44,220 It's amazing he's still alive. 396 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:50,476 You're just mad because your stupid pebble theory didn't work out. 397 00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:52,103 你無法表達憤怒。 398 00:37:52,855 --> 00:37:54,939 是的？而且你很醜。 399 00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:59,819 I'm not even gonna talk to you. 請你離開好嗎？ 400 00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:01,904 為什麼？那你能打敗他嗎？ 401 00:38:02,156 --> 00:38:03,197 胖子。 402 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:04,657 呵呵。你真是令人難以置信。 403 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:07,910 Hiring you was the biggest mistake 我曾經做過。 404 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,997 Well, why don't you cry about it, 馬鞍包？ 405 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,503 你喜歡她，是嗎？ 406 00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:20,047 是的，她沒事。 407 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:23,634 梅麗莎。 408 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,684 聽著，梅麗莎，我，呃... 409 00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:39,567 我在北海滩 邁阿密北部的塔樓公寓大樓... 410 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:43,488 ...Roger Podacter，負責人 邁阿密海豚隊的運作... 411 00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:45,823 ……明顯是自殺了…… 412 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:49,869 ...据称是跳楼身亡 從他20樓的陽台上... 413 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,956 邁阿密警察局艾因霍恩中尉 該部門尚未發表評論。 414 00:38:58,921 --> 00:39:00,379 你還好嗎？ 415 00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:03,216 我告訴你了。我當時在我的公寓... 416 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:05,218 - ...穿过大厅。 是的，女士。 417 00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:07,011 - 我聽到一聲尖叫… - 呃哈。 418 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:09,222 ……所以我打電話給經理。 419 00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:13,142 这个地方空无一人，除了狗。 420 00:39:13,352 --> 00:39:15,895 我打開陽台門 and looked out... 421 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:18,272 ...啪嗒啪嗒，砰的一声，煎饼时间到了。 422 00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:19,857 好的，非常感謝。 423 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:24,070 我要留下一张卡片。 如果你還記得什麼，請打電話給我。 424 00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:27,281 Hi there, fella. 425 00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:28,950 Have a bad night? 426 00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:41,003 所以... 427 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,464 ……动物能够感知邪恶。 428 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,550 谁让杜立特博士进来的？ 429 00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:48,302 中尉，他和罗宾逊小姐一起来的。 430 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:52,598 This is police business. We'll let you 知道验尸官是否发现蜱虫。 431 00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:59,480 Face it- - E, forget it.她是对的。 432 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:00,731 除了... 433 00:40:00,983 --> 00:40:05,486 ……我不希望有人追蹤 我的步驟，指出我的錯誤。 434 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,335 所以... 435 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:25,381 ……你不認為這是明顯的自殺， 寵物偵探先生？ 436 00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:30,261 我不會這麼說。有很多 這裡有證據支持你的理論。 437 00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:33,806 當然，除此之外 欄桿上有血跡。 438 00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:40,938 我可以告訴你我認為發生了什麼事嗎？ 439 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,565 好吧，那麼。 440 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:46,444 Roger Podacter下班後出去了， 喝了幾杯，就回家了。 441 00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:50,489 他並不孤單。別人 和他在一起。發生了一場戰鬥… 442 00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:53,284 ……然後他被丟出了那個陽台。 443 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:55,995 羅傑·波達克特沒有自殺。 444 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:57,997 他被謀殺了。 445 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:02,043 這是一個非常有趣的故事... 446 00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:06,505 ……但真正的偵探必須擔心 關於那個叫...的小事 447 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,299 ……證據。 448 00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:12,720 呃哦。我想我聽到了廁所沖水的聲音。 449 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,264 也許有人丟了一隻烏龜。 450 00:41:18,852 --> 00:41:20,394 嗯，我... 451 00:41:21,021 --> 00:41:23,356 我想我已經不適合這裡了。 452 00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:25,316 艾因霍恩... 453 00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:27,068 幹得好。 454 00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:29,820 哦。噢。 455 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:38,329 哦，只有 還有一件事，中尉。 456 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:42,083 這個女人是羅傑·波達克特的鄰居。 457 00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:44,627 - 她说她听到了尖叫声。正確的？ - 正確的。 458 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,838 And you had to open 你进来时阳台的门？ 459 00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:51,592 - 這是真的。 - 你确定你必须打开这扇门吗？ 460 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:52,843 我確定。 461 00:41:53,095 --> 00:41:55,096 文图拉，这有什么意义？ 462 00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:57,723 僅此而已。 463 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,823 这是双层隔音玻璃。 There is no way... 464 00:42:14,074 --> 00:42:17,660 ……她可能聽到了 Podacter 在下降的过程中尖叫。 465 00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:20,246 她聽到的尖叫聲 came from inside... 466 00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:25,376 ……在他被从阳台上扔下去之前。 凶手走时关上了门。 467 00:42:26,128 --> 00:42:28,212 是的。哦，是的。 468 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,548 你能感觉到吗，伙计？ 469 00:42:30,716 --> 00:42:32,550 哈哈哈哈？ 470 00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:36,887 我已驅除惡魔。 471 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:41,600 這房子是乾淨的。 472 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,645 - 失敗者。 帶他離開這裡！ 473 00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:48,399 - 失敗者。失敗者。 - 我们走吧，艾斯。 474 00:42:49,109 --> 00:42:51,402 失敗者。 475 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:53,904 快點。 476 00:42:54,114 --> 00:42:55,906 回到動物園。 477 00:42:59,161 --> 00:43:00,661 你在想什麼？ 478 00:43:01,455 --> 00:43:03,748 整件事在某种程度上是有联系的。 479 00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:06,876 我想找到另一枚戒指。 480 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:10,963 艾斯，你检查了所有的戒指。 481 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:13,382 收據？收據呢？ 482 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:15,301 應該有收據吧 483 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:27,772 那真是令人印象深刻， 你在公寓做了什么。 484 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,191 你不必告訴我。 485 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,193 我在那裡。 486 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:38,157 也許你應該加入警察隊伍 become a real detective. 487 00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:40,326 I don't do humans. 488 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:44,246 You really love animals. 489 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,750 If it gets cold enough. 490 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:52,296 不，我和他們有血緣關係。 491 00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,048 I, uh, understand them. 492 00:43:56,051 --> 00:43:57,968 想聽一些恐怖的事情嗎？ 493 00:43:58,178 --> 00:43:59,428 當然。 494 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:06,477 有一次我12歲左右的時候， 我夢見我被跟蹤了... 495 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:08,521 ……一隻患有狂犬病的大狗。 496 00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:10,689 他的眼睛充滿了血絲… 497 00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:12,733 ……他的嘴裡冒出了泡沫。 498 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:18,072 無論我跑得多快，他都不停地跑 gaining on me and gaining on me. 499 00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:23,160 然后就在我到达前门之前... 500 00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:25,996 ……他跳了起来，咬紧牙关。 501 00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:29,917 就在这时我醒了... 502 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,753 ……摸了摸我的后颈。 檢查一下。 503 00:44:36,508 --> 00:44:37,842 混蛋。 504 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:41,846 I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. 505 00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:44,431 Want to know why I do this? 506 00:44:44,641 --> 00:44:46,392 我不再確定了。 507 00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:48,102 你最好确定... 508 00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:51,313 ...因为一旦你得到 在我的脑海里... 509 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:53,274 ...there's no turning back. 510 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:07,162 所以，嗯，咳咳…… 511 00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:10,082 這些都是嗎？只有十幾個。 512 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:12,418 Maybe it's in another file, in the back. 513 00:45:12,669 --> 00:45:14,295 那到底是誰？ 514 00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:15,963 什麼？ 515 00:45:20,010 --> 00:45:21,302 那。 516 00:45:21,887 --> 00:45:23,888 那到底是誰？ 517 00:45:24,556 --> 00:45:27,975 那是雷·芬克尔，踢球者。 你不知道他是誰嗎？ 518 00:45:28,268 --> 00:45:29,518 不。 519 00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:31,520 为什么这张照片里没有他？ 520 00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:40,821 这是今年早些时候拍摄的。 雷·芬克尔直到赛季中期才加入。 521 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:49,788 他错过了最后的射门 在那年的超级碗比赛中。 522 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,665 海豚队输掉了比赛。 523 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,335 但他给自己买了一枚戒指，不是吗？ 524 00:45:55,629 --> 00:45:56,879 確實。 525 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,965 「替補踢球者 度過了美好的一年。 」 526 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:02,927 “为超级碗做好准备， 全明星踢球手拥有。 」 527 00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:06,513 「射門偏出， 海豚队输掉了超级碗。 」 528 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:09,600 "The kick heard 'round the world. " 529 00:46:09,851 --> 00:46:13,228 That was Finkle. The Dolphins lost by one point. 530 00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:17,149 可憐的傢伙。 531 00:46:17,359 --> 00:46:19,652 Poor guy with a motive, baby. 532 00:46:20,028 --> 00:46:21,570 Where is he now? 533 00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:25,032 I heard he went back to his hometown in Collier County. 534 00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:29,536 真的嗎？ 535 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:33,874 You're gonna drop me off before you go? 536 00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:37,503 決不。你不應該這樣 left alone right now. 537 00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:40,339 It might not be safe at your apartment. 538 00:46:41,049 --> 00:46:42,883 你有什麼建議？ 539 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,846 我的天啊。 540 00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,390 我的天啊。 541 00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:34,685 三次？ 542 00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:37,980 I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before. 543 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,524 我一定累了。 544 00:47:44,029 --> 00:47:45,779 Okay, I'm ready again. 545 00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:39,833 你好。我在找雷‧芬克爾… 546 00:48:41,002 --> 00:48:42,878 ……還有一條乾淨的短褲。 547 00:48:43,088 --> 00:48:46,006 您對雷·芬克爾了解多少？ 548 00:48:48,093 --> 00:48:51,220 Soccer-style kicker. 1976年畢業於科利爾高中。 549 00:48:51,471 --> 00:48:55,224 史泰森大學榮譽畢業生， 1980年。保持兩項NCAA記錄。 550 00:48:55,475 --> 00:48:57,059 大多數點和距離。 551 00:48:57,268 --> 00:49:00,145 Nickname, "The Mule. " 這裡唯一的職業運動員。 552 00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:03,232 也是一位美國模範。 553 00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:11,782 你是其中的另一位嗎 Hard Copy guys? 554 00:49:12,033 --> 00:49:13,075 不，先生。 555 00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:14,785 我只是芬克爾的忠實粉絲。 556 00:49:16,538 --> 00:49:18,789 這是我的格雷斯蘭，先生。 557 00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:21,708 你會把槍放下嗎？ 558 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:25,337 這個男孩是我們兒子的粉絲。 559 00:49:26,548 --> 00:49:28,298 很高興認識你。 560 00:49:28,550 --> 00:49:30,008 我是雷的妈妈... 561 00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:31,969 ……這是雷的父親。 562 00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:34,513 這是一個真正的榮譽。 563 00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:38,100 很榮幸您能來到這裡。 564 00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:42,688 我的雷非常感謝他的粉絲。 565 00:49:42,939 --> 00:49:45,440 他會很高興你過來的。 566 00:49:45,692 --> 00:49:47,860 你很快就會期待雷嗎？ 567 00:49:48,111 --> 00:49:51,321 - 哦是的。我希望他隨時回家。 - 啊。 568 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:54,700 你想要一些餅乾嗎？ 我刚烤了它们。 569 00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:56,618 好吃。 570 00:50:00,707 --> 00:50:02,166 哇。 571 00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:05,085 雷·芬克爾的房子。 572 00:50:06,421 --> 00:50:08,046 我等不及要見到他了。 573 00:50:10,592 --> 00:50:12,926 雷不会回家。 574 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:16,805 但你的妻子隨時都在等他。 575 00:50:17,015 --> 00:50:19,683 她希望他隨時回家。 576 00:50:20,727 --> 00:50:24,521 看，引擎正在運轉 但是，呃，方向盤後面沒有人。 577 00:50:26,024 --> 00:50:27,149 八年前... 578 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,486 ……我們的兒子逃離了 陰暗英畝精神病院。 579 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:34,573 他們仍然騷擾我們 去收拾他的東西。 580 00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:38,452 這都是丹馬裡諾的錯。 每個人都知道這一點。 581 00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:41,997 如果他持球，繫好鞋帶， 就像他應該... 582 00:50:42,248 --> 00:50:44,625 ……雷不會錯過這一腳。 583 00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:49,171 丹馬裡諾應該死 淋病與地獄腐爛。 584 00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:51,423 兒子，你想要一塊餅乾嗎？ 585 00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:55,636 毫米。你知道什麼？ 586 00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:58,055 它们是小足球。 587 00:50:58,264 --> 00:50:59,640 係好鞋帶。 588 00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:04,019 当雷回来并开始时 又踢了... 589 00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:06,605 ……他永远不会知道他已经走了。 590 00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:09,733 我保留了他的房间 就像他離開時的樣子。 591 00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:33,590 哦，男孩。 592 00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:36,635 真是個運動狂啊，對吧？ 593 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:51,692 - 我可以？ - 哦，是的，无论如何。 594 00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:58,532 五秒钟就到这里 第十五届超级碗。 595 00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:00,575 海豚队落后49人队 596 00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:04,579 ....一。這將 为迈阿密赢得比赛。 597 00:52:04,831 --> 00:52:06,498 這是快照。 598 00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:07,958 马里诺持有。 599 00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:09,376 踢... 600 00:52:10,003 --> 00:52:12,087 ……而且还很高。不，這是... 601 00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:17,384 ……不好。 雷·芬克尔 (Ray Finkle) 射出一记 26 码射门。 602 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,511 我不相信。 603 00:52:19,721 --> 00:52:21,471 The Dolphins lose. 604 00:52:21,681 --> 00:52:25,892 The Dolphins lose. The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl. 605 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,938 - Melissa, it's Ace. 你在哪裡？ 606 00:52:30,189 --> 00:52:33,775 I'm in Psychoville, and Finkle's the mayor. Where's Marino? 607 00:52:34,027 --> 00:52:35,193 為什麼？ 608 00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:38,572 He's about to join Snowflake. I've gotta know where he is. 609 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:43,035 He has a commercial shoot at the Bogart Sound Stage. 610 00:52:43,244 --> 00:52:46,330 打電話叫警察。 Get extra security over there.现在。 611 00:52:46,581 --> 00:52:48,540 Ace, what's going on? 612 00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:51,376 高手。高手。 613 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:52,753 Thought I left? 614 00:52:54,797 --> 00:52:56,590 I'm really gonna go this time. 615 00:53:05,266 --> 00:53:07,434 Here we go, folks.非常安静。 616 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:08,977 行動。 617 00:53:09,145 --> 00:53:12,856 I'm Dan Marino, and if anyone knows the value of protection, it's me. 618 00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:22,157 So I take care of the hands 那些照顧我的... 619 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:24,117 ...戴着 Isotoner 手套。 620 00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:26,286 切。再次從頂部。 621 00:53:26,496 --> 00:53:27,579 我說，剪吧。 622 00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:29,122 伙计们，这是一个削减。 623 00:53:29,332 --> 00:53:31,708 他們到底在做什麼？ 624 00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:33,585 那是一個削減。 625 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:41,218 - What is this, a rewrite? - 住口。 626 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:47,099 - 他們去哪裡了？ - 在那邊。 627 00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:48,350 我們走吧。 628 00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:57,025 對不起，先生們。 629 00:53:57,276 --> 00:53:58,402 寵物偵探。 630 00:54:07,078 --> 00:54:09,579 快點。怎麼了？ 631 00:54:09,789 --> 00:54:11,289 你就不能打我嗎？ 632 00:54:34,814 --> 00:54:36,106 呼。 633 00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:40,694 Have there been ransom demands? 634 00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:43,405 沒有溝通 與綁匪。 635 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,574 Will the Super Bowl be postponed? 636 00:54:45,825 --> 00:54:47,325 The game is on as scheduled. 637 00:54:47,577 --> 00:54:49,494 Why weren't we told about the kidnapping? 638 00:54:49,704 --> 00:54:52,747 保密是至关重要的。 We couldn't risk any interference. 639 00:54:52,957 --> 00:54:56,960 - Are the crimes related? - I'm sorry, I can't comment further. 640 00:54:57,211 --> 00:54:58,462 Now, if you'll excuse me... 641 00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:03,383 Get me the autopsy on Podacter. 642 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:06,470 Aguado, send out a memo: No one talks to the press. 643 00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:09,306 And somebody get me some coffee. 644 00:55:09,557 --> 00:55:13,435 今晚《迈阿密风云》， Crockett gets the boss a coffee. 645 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:18,899 文圖拉，當我走出那個浴室時， 你'd better be gone. 646 00:55:19,525 --> 00:55:21,568 Is it number one or number two? 647 00:55:21,861 --> 00:55:24,070 我只想知道我還有多少時間 648 00:55:25,323 --> 00:55:29,117 Hey, uh, by the way, I went ahead and solved that... 649 00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:32,329 - ... pesky Snowflake-Podacter-Marino thing. - 哦，是嗎？ 650 00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:36,708 You ever heard of a former 海豚踢球手雷·芬克爾？ 651 00:55:43,549 --> 00:55:45,342 All right, Ventura... 652 00:55:46,594 --> 00:55:47,802 ...make it quick. 653 00:55:48,179 --> 00:55:51,306 I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. 654 00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:54,226 它屬於 Dolphin '84 AFC championship ring. 655 00:55:54,477 --> 00:55:57,604 It would've been a Super Bowl ring, 但雷踢丟了。 656 00:55:57,813 --> 00:55:59,814 Blames the whole thing on Marino. 657 00:56:00,066 --> 00:56:04,694 We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. 我看到了那个人的房间。 658 00:56:04,904 --> 00:56:07,155 Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. 659 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:10,325 So how does Roger Podacter fit in? 660 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:15,539 My guess is, Finkle was snooping around. 波达克特认出了他。故事結束。 661 00:56:15,748 --> 00:56:20,418 As for Snowflake, they gave him Finkle's number, taught him how to kick a goal. 662 00:56:20,628 --> 00:56:22,462 Finkle took it personally. 663 00:56:24,799 --> 00:56:26,591 那么芬克尔现在在哪里？ 664 00:56:26,801 --> 00:56:31,263 Busted out of a mental institute. 多年来他一直在策划复仇。 665 00:56:31,514 --> 00:56:34,182 等待完美的時機 來報復他們。 666 00:56:34,392 --> 00:56:36,268 对他们伤害最深的时候： 667 00:56:36,477 --> 00:56:38,645 超級盃時間。 668 00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:41,273 哥们，我已经厌倦了说对了。 669 00:56:45,653 --> 00:56:47,279 恭喜。 670 00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:51,324 你已经完成了一些出色的侦探工作...... 671 00:56:53,202 --> 00:56:54,411 ……艾斯。 672 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,707 對不起，你可以嗎 对着我的好耳说话？ 673 00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:01,084 我想我听到你叫我艾斯。 674 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:06,256 也许我对你的看法是错误的。 也许你不仅仅是一个宠物鸡巴。 675 00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:17,100 你的枪已经刺入我的臀部了 676 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:18,810 怎麼了？ 677 00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:21,521 想让我读一下你的权利吗？ 678 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,107 也許以後吧。 679 00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:28,403 它是什麼？ 680 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:30,238 那個瘦骨嶙峋的小賤人… 681 00:57:30,489 --> 00:57:32,198 ....梅麗莎·羅賓遜？ 682 00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:34,993 你只是不為我做任何事。 683 00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:37,704 下來吧，男孩。 684 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:42,500 這裡一切還好嗎？ 我聽到一些騷動。 685 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,544 Fine, sergeant. 686 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,671 你想讓我把他趕出去嗎？ 687 00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:50,008 為什麼不把自己丟出去呢？ 688 00:57:52,011 --> 00:57:53,303 是的，女士。 689 00:57:56,557 --> 00:57:59,434 艾斯，我希望你把一切都交給我們。 690 00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:02,937 我不能這麼做，中尉。 我受僱來尋找雪花。 691 00:58:03,189 --> 00:58:04,856 當我們找到馬裡諾... 692 00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:07,150 ……我們將交付雪花。 693 00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:09,486 When I find Snowflake... 694 00:58:10,905 --> 00:58:12,697 ...I'll deliver Marino. 695 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,044 梅麗莎，我是艾斯。 696 00:58:26,295 --> 00:58:29,172 你在這裡做什麼？ 現在是半夜。 697 00:58:29,924 --> 00:58:31,925 你必須委身於我。 698 00:58:33,094 --> 00:58:36,554 芬克爾逃離了陰暗英畝。 他們還留著他的東西。 699 00:58:36,806 --> 00:58:39,057 他們不會讓我們四處張望。 700 00:58:39,308 --> 00:58:40,392 我知道。 701 00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:43,478 這是一件好事 我是偽裝高手。 702 00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:44,771 羅賓遜夫人... 703 00:58:45,106 --> 00:58:47,148 ……我是漢德利博士。 704 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,818 現在你想讓我們看誰？ 705 00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:51,319 我的兄弟... 706 00:58:51,946 --> 00:58:53,154 ....拉里。 707 00:58:57,326 --> 00:58:59,869 我準備進去了。 給我一個機會吧。 708 00:59:00,079 --> 00:59:03,039 我知道這上面有很多事情， 但這都是心理上的。 709 00:59:03,332 --> 00:59:05,041 只是要保持積極的態度。 710 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:10,380 我要執行 紐扣鉤圖案，超級慢動作。 711 00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:39,701 讓我們看看... 712 00:59:39,952 --> 00:59:41,578 ...in an instant replay. 713 00:59:56,927 --> 01:00:00,221 你的兄弟不會 我們治療的第一位足球職業球員。 714 01:00:00,473 --> 01:00:03,183 - 是這樣嗎？ - 是的，我們非常敏感... 715 01:00:03,434 --> 01:00:05,894 ...運動員必須承受的壓力。 716 01:00:06,145 --> 01:00:08,104 我很開放。我很開放。 717 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,648 我很開放。 718 01:00:11,484 --> 01:00:13,985 我們將做一些初步評估... 719 01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:16,404 ……但我認為他會很適合這裡。 720 01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:18,239 在這裡。 721 01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:22,160 351. 722 01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:24,412 351. 723 01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:26,623 羅浮，坐下。小屋，小屋。 724 01:00:29,877 --> 01:00:32,837 He seems to have some difficulty 放棄遊戲。 725 01:00:33,339 --> 01:00:35,423 他有精神病史嗎？ 726 01:00:36,884 --> 01:00:38,676 自從我認識他。 727 01:00:40,596 --> 01:00:43,223 而且，呃，這是我們的治療室之一。 728 01:00:44,016 --> 01:00:47,519 And we do arts and crafts 在院子裡。 729 01:00:47,770 --> 01:00:50,647 And this is the storage room. Down the hallway we have another- 730 01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:53,441 半場結束。 731 01:01:07,414 --> 01:01:11,334 他一個人在那裡會沒事的 接下來的 20 分鐘。 732 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:16,005 - 那我帶你去看看宿舍。 - 偉大的。 733 01:01:16,882 --> 01:01:20,176 Hire 博士，請致電尋呼接線生。 734 01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:23,429 Hire 博士，请致电寻呼接线员。 735 01:02:20,905 --> 01:02:22,447 芬克爾。 736 01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:28,745 等色調劑。 737 01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:50,475 痴迷得多？ 738 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:53,728 你要去哪裡？ 739 01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:56,981 To clean the storage room. No, clean the cafeteria. 740 01:02:57,191 --> 01:02:59,275 I don't tell you how to do your job. 741 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:01,152 The schedule says... 742 01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:03,696 - ... clean the cafeteria. - I know what I'm doing. 743 01:03:03,864 --> 01:03:05,323 You should've done it earlier. 744 01:03:05,574 --> 01:03:08,826 夥計，來吧。 Cafeteria, my ass. 我在這裡打掃。 745 01:03:09,036 --> 01:03:11,120 You take breaks too 長。你抽煙—— 746 01:03:11,372 --> 01:03:13,623 夥計，你真是個讓人頭痛的人。 747 01:03:36,397 --> 01:03:38,898 「搜尋失蹤徒步旅行者的行動被取消。 748 01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:42,068 今天的搜尋結束了 when rescue workers... 749 01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:45,905 ...were unable to find the body 洛伊絲·艾因霍恩。 」 750 01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:49,701 自周五以來有一名徒步旅行者失踪嗎？ 751 01:03:49,952 --> 01:03:51,536 Lois Einhorn? 752 01:03:52,913 --> 01:03:55,540 Holy shitballs. 753 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,514 你在這裡做什麼？ 回去工作吧。 754 01:04:11,682 --> 01:04:13,099 Sorry, lieutenant. 755 01:04:41,253 --> 01:04:42,545 「Love, Roger"? 756 01:04:51,096 --> 01:04:52,680 Ace, it's E. 757 01:04:52,848 --> 01:04:55,683 您認為您找到的文章 was something? 758 01:04:55,934 --> 01:04:58,436 我收到了羅傑寫給艾因霍恩的一張紙條… 759 01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:01,022 ……感謝她度過了一個美好的夜晚。 760 01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:03,858 Something ain't stirring the Kool-Aid, man. 761 01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:05,985 Wiggles, rewind. 762 01:05:10,157 --> 01:05:13,534 洛伊絲·艾因霍恩到底在搞什麼鬼？ 和雷·芬克爾有關係嗎？ 763 01:05:15,329 --> 01:05:16,913 Come on, think. 764 01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:20,291 芬克爾和艾因霍恩在一起。 如何？為什麼？ 765 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:28,966 好的。開始了。 766 01:05:29,218 --> 01:05:32,428 Answer's right there. Just gotta get blood to the brain. 767 01:05:33,013 --> 01:05:35,681 芬克爾和艾因霍恩。芬克爾和艾因霍恩。 768 01:05:35,891 --> 01:05:38,267 芬克爾和艾因霍恩。芬克爾和艾因霍恩。 769 01:05:42,064 --> 01:05:44,607 艾因霍恩和芬克爾。 770 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:47,735 芬克爾和艾因霍恩。 771 01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:53,741 戒菸者。 772 01:05:55,911 --> 01:05:58,538 你想要什麼？啊？ 773 01:05:59,373 --> 01:06:01,916 I don't have any food for you. 774 01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:05,044 I have to have money to buy food. 775 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:08,673 I have to have a dolphin to get money. Do you see a dolphin here? 776 01:06:17,141 --> 01:06:18,391 讓我們面對現實吧... 777 01:06:18,642 --> 01:06:20,685 ...your master is a loser. 778 01:06:22,271 --> 01:06:23,729 洛... 779 01:06:37,786 --> 01:06:39,745 什麼……？ 780 01:06:41,707 --> 01:06:43,624 就是這樣。 781 01:06:45,794 --> 01:06:47,336 就是這樣。 782 01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:50,131 艾因霍恩就是芬克爾。 783 01:06:50,382 --> 01:06:52,758 芬克爾就是艾因霍恩。 784 01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:55,428 艾因霍恩是個男人。 785 01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:58,931 我的天啊。 786 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:01,726 艾因霍恩是個男人。 787 01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:41,432 不！不。 788 01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:00,910 “你的槍已經刺進我的臀部了。” 789 01:08:01,870 --> 01:08:03,246 天哪。 790 01:08:04,831 --> 01:08:09,418 這裡面的大故事 超級盃比賽是綁架...... 791 01:08:09,628 --> 01:08:12,713 ……邁阿密的首發四分衛， Dan Marino. 792 01:08:12,965 --> 01:08:16,092 It's gotta be a strain 在這支邁阿密球隊中，鮑勃... 793 01:08:54,423 --> 01:08:57,925 怎麼了，丹？ 你不玩得開心嗎？ 794 01:08:58,135 --> 01:09:01,971 我就是喜歡超級盃週日。 你不是嗎，丹？ 795 01:09:02,222 --> 01:09:04,515 一個神奇的下午... 796 01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:07,143 ....夢想誕生的地方... 797 01:09:08,228 --> 01:09:09,729 ……然後被壓碎了。 798 01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:13,566 你看，如果你想要門票， 你的做法是錯誤的。 799 01:09:15,110 --> 01:09:18,696 你覺得我很眼熟嗎？ 我們好像已經... 800 01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:21,073 ……以前在什麼地方看過？ 801 01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:24,076 我不知道。 I get hit in the head a lot. 802 01:09:24,578 --> 01:09:26,746 現在拋硬幣。 803 01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,748 開球時間。 804 01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:31,375 我最喜歡的東西。 805 01:09:31,543 --> 01:09:34,587 鮑勃，看起來像費城 已選擇開始。 806 01:09:38,050 --> 01:09:39,592 係好鞋帶。 807 01:09:40,469 --> 01:09:43,095 With Marino out, they're gonna be putting a lot of pressure... 808 01:09:43,263 --> 01:09:45,264 ……關於這個替補四分衛。 809 01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:49,727 還有就是踢。 810 01:09:49,895 --> 01:09:52,855 今年的超級盃比賽正在進行中。 811 01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:02,365 I made some refreshments, Dan. 812 01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:06,160 丹，你想吃點茶點嗎？ 813 01:10:07,371 --> 01:10:10,498 我馬上回來，丹。 814 01:10:34,815 --> 01:10:36,816 那是他的妻子。哈，哈。 815 01:10:39,694 --> 01:10:43,697 不知道有多少心理女人 付钱给你，但我会加倍。 816 01:10:43,949 --> 01:10:47,159 對不起。 “精神病女人”让我们远离监狱。 817 01:10:48,245 --> 01:10:50,121 雪花，給你。快點。 818 01:10:50,330 --> 01:10:52,039 看看吧，馬裡諾。 819 01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:54,583 我正在向海豚扔球。 820 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:07,847 該死。去多買點魚吧。 821 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:09,723 我要殺了那隻海豚 822 01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,643 可愛的聚會。 823 01:11:12,894 --> 01:11:14,645 可惜我没有被邀请。 824 01:11:27,159 --> 01:11:29,243 到底臭味在哪裡？ 825 01:11:36,918 --> 01:11:39,545 無意識。完全按照我的計劃。 826 01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:47,094 嘿，羅克？ 827 01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:49,388 那到底是什麼？ 828 01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:01,609 拉屎。 829 01:12:07,365 --> 01:12:10,367 發生了什麼事？這是怎麼回事？ 830 01:12:10,619 --> 01:12:13,162 - 你還好嗎？ - 你猜怎麼著？ 831 01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:14,622 午睡時間到了。 832 01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:18,751 多麼受歡迎。 833 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:23,005 小心。 834 01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:27,134 嗨，丹。 835 01:12:29,346 --> 01:12:30,471 你是誰？ 836 01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:35,142 Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent with a special play: 837 01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:37,019 四分衛潛行。 838 01:12:38,104 --> 01:12:42,316 懲罰。 Too many men on the field. 839 01:12:42,943 --> 01:12:44,944 我警告過你，文圖拉。 840 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,196 Whatever happened to "Ace"? 841 01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:49,198 好問題。 842 01:12:49,783 --> 01:12:54,286 Be careful with that phone. In time, you could develop a tumor. 843 01:12:54,913 --> 01:12:57,248 Aguado, it's Lieutenant Einhorn. 844 01:12:57,499 --> 01:13:01,252 派一些人過來 to the Hallandale yacht basin. 845 01:13:01,503 --> 01:13:03,921 我抓到綁匪了 trapped in the warehouse. 846 01:13:04,464 --> 01:13:07,049 It's Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. 847 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,889 Code 11 in progress, 343 Victorville Road... 848 01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:15,724 ...at the Hallandale basin. 849 01:13:15,934 --> 01:13:19,228 Officer needs backup. Suspect's name: Ace Ventura... 850 01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:22,064 ...should be considered 武裝且危險。 851 01:13:22,774 --> 01:13:25,442 是艾斯。我們得逃離這裡。 852 01:13:28,071 --> 01:13:29,405 他有麻煩嗎？ 853 01:13:29,656 --> 01:13:32,074 別擔心，如果我知道一件事… 854 01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:34,535 ...there's nothing Ace can't handle. 855 01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:37,454 別殺我。 856 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,749 請。 857 01:13:41,209 --> 01:13:43,502 I'll never tell anyone, I swear. 858 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:46,088 - He's who you want.殺了他。 - 殺了他。 859 01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:49,091 殺了他。他拿著球，記得嗎？ 860 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:50,926 Come on, look at him. 861 01:13:51,177 --> 01:13:52,428 - Crybaby. - Jock. 862 01:13:52,679 --> 01:13:53,804 - Wimp. - Musclehead. 863 01:13:53,972 --> 01:13:55,347 住口。 864 01:13:55,599 --> 01:13:59,977 I think I'll kill the dolphin first. I wouldn't want you to miss that. 865 01:14:00,562 --> 01:14:02,354 And there's the snap. 866 01:14:02,564 --> 01:14:05,774 踢。 And it's good. 867 01:14:05,984 --> 01:14:08,902 Good to see somebody who doesn't buckle under the pressure. 868 01:14:13,867 --> 01:14:18,287 What would you know about pressure? 869 01:14:18,580 --> 01:14:21,123 Well, I have kissed a man. 870 01:14:22,042 --> 01:14:26,462 從來沒有過 a more crucial kick in a Super Bowl... 871 01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:29,006 ...than the "kick heard 'round the world. " 872 01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:34,595 I mean, it's clear to me that it was 一个很好的把握。芬克爾剛剛啟動了它。 873 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,181 鞋帶已經穿進去了。 874 01:14:37,641 --> 01:14:39,266 他們進來了！ 875 01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:01,163 - 你喜欢这样吗？ - 啊啊！ 876 01:15:01,414 --> 01:15:02,581 你喜歡這樣嗎？ 877 01:15:08,088 --> 01:15:09,963 還有那個。還有那個。 878 01:15:20,517 --> 01:15:22,893 Having a little trouble with the lady? 879 01:15:23,311 --> 01:15:24,770 你不明白... 880 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:26,230 ……她是一個—— 881 01:15:29,234 --> 01:15:31,151 抓住他，路易斯。抓住他。 882 01:15:35,073 --> 01:15:36,490 抓住他。 883 01:15:43,164 --> 01:15:44,206 开枪射击他！ 884 01:15:46,251 --> 01:15:48,293 - 开枪射击他！ 保持住你的火。 885 01:15:50,088 --> 01:15:51,255 別開槍。 886 01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:53,716 Put your guns down, or this cop gets it. 887 01:15:54,509 --> 01:15:55,968 我是認真的。 888 01:15:56,428 --> 01:15:58,637 她不是在開玩笑。 889 01:15:58,847 --> 01:16:00,389 他绑架了雪花。 890 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:05,227 他殺了羅傑·波達克特 and was about to kill Marino and me. 891 01:16:05,645 --> 01:16:07,730 嗬，嗬，嗬！ 892 01:16:08,106 --> 01:16:10,607 小说可以很有趣。 893 01:16:10,859 --> 01:16:13,777 But I find the reference section 更有启发性。 894 01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:15,404 例如... 895 01:16:15,655 --> 01:16:16,905 ……如果你抬头看…… 896 01:16:17,157 --> 01:16:21,618 ...职业足球的 一直以来的白痴玩... 897 01:16:22,162 --> 01:16:25,581 ...you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle... 898 01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:30,461 ...who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVll. 899 01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:37,176 你不会读芬克尔的书 was committed to a mental hospital... 900 01:16:37,427 --> 01:16:40,721 ......只是为了逃跑，加入警察...... 901 01:16:40,972 --> 01:16:44,183 ...和计划 为了报复马里诺... 902 01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:46,560 ……他把整件事歸咎於誰。 903 01:16:48,021 --> 01:16:49,772 你在說什麼？ 904 01:16:49,981 --> 01:16:54,151 她不是洛伊絲·艾因霍恩。 她是雷·芬克爾。她是個男人。 905 01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,444 他在撒謊。 906 01:16:55,695 --> 01:16:56,987 開槍射擊他！ 907 01:17:00,158 --> 01:17:03,243 讓我們看看誰在說謊，好嗎？ 908 01:17:03,495 --> 01:17:07,498 真正的女人一定要穿 其中之一？ 909 01:17:13,505 --> 01:17:15,589 男孩，那真的在那裡。 910 01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:17,841 但請告訴我這一點： 911 01:17:18,051 --> 01:17:19,635 一個真正的女人會... 912 01:17:19,886 --> 01:17:22,095 ……缺少這些嗎？ 913 01:17:27,644 --> 01:17:30,437 這樣的手術是可以做的 週末。 914 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:32,815 但我很懷疑... 915 01:17:33,358 --> 01:17:37,069 ……如果他能抽出時間 在他繁忙的日程中... 916 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,654 ……為了擺脫…… 917 01:17:38,905 --> 01:17:39,947 ....大老... 918 01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:41,782 ....先生。克尼什。 919 01:17:49,707 --> 01:17:51,124 哦，男孩。 920 01:17:51,543 --> 01:17:53,752 噓。噓。高手。 921 01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:55,379 過來吧。 922 01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:59,049 請原諒我一秒鐘好嗎？ 923 01:18:07,433 --> 01:18:09,059 女士們、先生們... 924 01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:12,563 ....我尊敬的同事，馬裡諾先生... 925 01:18:13,523 --> 01:18:15,524 ……引起我注意的新證據。 926 01:18:15,775 --> 01:18:16,775 現在... 927 01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:21,029 ...歷史已經明確表明 即使是最直觀的... 928 01:18:21,281 --> 01:18:24,116 ……刑事調查員可能是錯的。 929 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,410 但如果我弄錯了... 930 01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:29,746 ……如果中尉 確實是個女人… 931 01:18:29,998 --> 01:18:32,291 ……正如她自稱的… 932 01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:33,709 ……然後，我的朋友…… 933 01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:39,381 ……她正面臨最壞的情況 我見過的痔瘡。 934 01:18:40,091 --> 01:18:42,384 這就是羅傑·波達克特死的原因。 935 01:18:42,594 --> 01:18:45,053 他找到了溫基船長。 936 01:18:54,314 --> 01:18:59,151 晚安。你們是一位很棒的觀眾。 一定要給你的女服務生小費。 937 01:19:04,115 --> 01:19:06,199 去死吧，動物男孩。 938 01:19:06,993 --> 01:19:08,327 速決。 939 01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:31,892 失敗者。 940 01:19:37,231 --> 01:19:40,275 - 艾斯。你還有口香糖嗎？ - 是啊，丹？ 941 01:19:40,526 --> 01:19:44,821 那不關你的事。 別插手我的私事。 942 01:19:45,615 --> 01:19:48,241 你是個奇怪的人，艾斯。一個奇怪的人。 943 01:19:49,786 --> 01:19:52,162 女士們、先生們... 944 01:19:52,372 --> 01:19:54,206 ……邁阿密海豚隊很自豪... 945 01:19:54,415 --> 01:19:57,250 ...歡迎回來 前往喬羅比體育場... 946 01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,127 ....我們心愛的吉祥物... 947 01:19:59,337 --> 01:20:02,172 ...and the star of our halftime show: 948 01:20:02,382 --> 01:20:04,132 雪花。 949 01:20:11,099 --> 01:20:12,724 而現在... 950 01:20:12,934 --> 01:20:16,603 ...returning for the second half, the Dolphins' most valuable player... 951 01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:19,481 ...丹·馬裡諾。 952 01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:07,154 笨蛋。 953 01:21:07,321 --> 01:21:12,325 Do you know what you've done? You just cost me 25 grand, Polly. 954 01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:14,536 是的？吹我吧 955 01:21:16,247 --> 01:21:17,581 真的嗎？ 956 01:21:32,972 --> 01:21:34,598 國家美式足球聯盟... 957 01:21:34,766 --> 01:21:39,519 ...would like to offer a special thank 你對拯救丹馬裡諾的人... 958 01:21:39,729 --> 01:21:41,188 ……還有我們心愛的雪花。 959 01:21:41,773 --> 01:21:43,398 一位偉大的人道主義者... 960 01:21:43,649 --> 01:21:45,734 ...and a lover of all animals: 961 01:21:46,110 --> 01:21:49,112 艾斯‧文圖拉先生。 962 01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:52,616 放開我！ 963 01:21:53,951 --> 01:21:55,577 放開我！ 964 01:21:55,951 --> 01:22:33,577 - - - vendan 為 YIFY 重新編碼的字幕 - - - www.vetrivendan.in